Please enjoy alcoholism responsibly

Socks have the highest divorce rate

Bureaucrats cut red tape lengthwise

Origin of the word woman is: woo-man

Constipated people don`t give a crap

Constipated people don t give a crap

Improve your image - be seen with me

I m a mental tourist My mind wanders

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake

So you re a feminist Isn t that cute?

Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly)

Why don t sheep shrink when it rains?

How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide

If I save time when do I get it back?

I know my limit until I start drinking