Ladies first Pretty ladies soone

My wife s parking is unparalleled

Never yell Hi Jack on an airplane

The days of good grammar has went

It s bad luck to be superstitious

Chemistry jokes are So dium funny

Mental floss prevents truth decay

Save water Shower with your friend

Volcano is a mountain with hiccups

I m not as think as you drunk I am

I love drug jokes they crack me up

Revenge is a dish best served cold

I drive like lightning I hit trees

98-year-olds have no peer pressure

Stop air pollution - quit breathing