Why is it that doctors call what they do practice ?

People who eat natural foods die from natural causes

Doctors wear gloves so they don t leave fingerprints

Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can t remembe

Never trust a doctor whose office plants have all died

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease

Drugs may lead to nowhere but at least it s the scenic route

You should go and see my doctor - you won t live to regret it

Death: What some patients do in the end to humiliate the docto

I was thinking of becoming a doctor I have the handwriting for it

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined

Isn t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice ?

Vitamins are good for what ails you Viagra is good for what fails you

The colder the X-ray table the more of your body is required to be on it