Former keyboard player for Jethro Tull David Palmer is now a woman named Dee Palmer. He waited until his wife died before going through with his longtime desire for a sex change.

In 2012, Nepali farmer Mohammed Salmodin was bitten by a cobra. Before seeking help, he went home to get a torch, found the cobra, and bit it back. The cobra was killed instantly.

Tibetan monk Kunley claimed to be able to change demonesses into good deities by striking them with his penis, which became known as “The Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom”.

A Swedish man was trapped in his car by a blizzard for 2 months without food. He managed to enter a dormant state and survived with his body temperature dropped to 31 degrees Celsius.

Michael Crichton, author of Jurassic Park, felt his literature professor at Harvard was giving him unfair grades. To prove it, he turned in a paper by George Orwell and Received a B-.

Dr. Samuel A. Mudd was the physician who set the leg of Lincoln’s assassin John Wilkes Booth, and whose shame created the statement for ignominy, “His name is Mudd.”

Serial killer Javed Iqbal was sentenced to be dismembered in pieces, strangled in front of victim’s families and then burned in acid, the same way he killed 100 16-year-old boys.

The stereotype of the dumb blonde came from Rosalie Duthè in the 1700s, a blonde French debutante, who was well-known among Parisians, for being pretty, rich, but slow and stupid.

During Bill Clinton’s entire eight year presidency, he only sent two e-mails. One was to John Glenn when he was aboard the space shuttle, and the other was a test of the e-mail system.

When Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen turned 18 in mid-2004, they took official control of a company worth more than the gross national product of Mongolia. Their earnings in 2003 topped $1 billion.

Dave Thomas (founder of Wendy’s) went back to high school in 1993 at the age of 60, because he was worried that his success as a high school dropout might convince other teenagers to quit.

A drunk customer, angered by getting kicked out, stabbed pub owner Snaz Martin in the stomach. Luckily Martin’s beer belly prevented the knife from damaging vital organs. He made a full recovery.

In the 1830s, Madame LaLaurie tortured her slaves in her attic by strapping them to operating tables and performing botched sex-change operations, bizarre amputations, and other horrific medical experiments.

In serial killer Jeff Dahmer’s apartment, police found body parts on the stove, in the fridge, plastic tubs containing boy parts (one with just penises), and two skulls that had been boiled clean and painted.

David Bowie thinks he is being stalked by someone who is dressed like a giant pink rabbit. Bowie has noticed the fan at several recent concerts, but he became alarmed when he got on a plane and the bunny was on board.