We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program

I either want less corruption or more chances to participate in it

Politicians and diapers should be changed often for the same reason

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country

A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office

Artificial hearts are nothing new Politicians have had them for years

A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed

A politician is someone who makes no sense in a very convincing manne

A government is a large-scale operation with too many small-scale minds

Democracy: three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for suppe

Politicians are like diapers and need to be changed for the same reason

After all is said and done the politicians say it and the taxpayers do it