A wrong relationship will make you feel more alone than when you were single

A man who won t lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man the women he couldn t

My son has taken up meditation at least it s better than sitting doing nothing

Children will soon forget your presents They will always remember your presence

She is the kind of girl who does not care for a man s company unless he owns it

Children act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners

A man loves his sweetheart the most his wife the best but his mother the longest

Children are a great comfort in your old age and they help you reach it faster too

I never forget my brother s birthday because it was the day I lost half my inheritance

If you have trouble getting your children s attention just sit down and look comfortable

Men are like small children You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it

We really don t have enemies It s just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us

The quickest way for a parent to get a child s attention is to sit down and look comfortable

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy