Many folks want to serve God but only as advisors

The more you complain the longer God lets you live

I used to be an atheist until I realized I was God

All saints have past and all sinners have a future

The more you complain the longer God makes you live

The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules

God has Alzheimer s disease; he s forgotten that we exist

God has Alzheimer s disease; he s forgotten that we exist

Markets are like God The High Priests takes our offerings

If God is watching us the least we can do is be entertaining

Prayer is the best way to meet the Lord Trespassing is faste

God always gives his best to those who leave the choice to Him

Laughter is the Goddess s hand on the shoulder of a troubled world

God is the one who pulls you from the wreckage of your own decisions

The trouble with some self-made men is that they worship their creato