A good scare is worth more than good advice

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on

Don t let yesterday take up too much of today

Man with two watches not know what time it is

Lies don t ruin a relationship the truth does

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps

If you do not ask the answer will always be no

Wise men don t need advice Fools won t take it

Worry often gives a small thing a large shadow

If you don t like the news go out and make some

Be the change that you want to see in the world

The best way to keep your word is not to give it

Beware of half truths you may get the wrong half

90% of being smart is knowing what you re dumb at

You simply must stop taking other people s advice