What better time to be kind to a beautiful stranger than when she’s weak, and rocking a schnoz like the Godfather?

The reefer butt is called a 'roach' because it resembles a cockroach… cockroach… cockroach…

Sometimes we know people who aretoo wonderful for words. I am not one of them.Or you, for that matter, as you well know.

what you knowand don’t deny thatyou don’t knowand knowing thisyou knowwhat and whyyou don’t know.Right?

Unfortunately...I missed out on the California Gold Rush a century before...I'll be dammed if I miss out on this one.

I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack

Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.

To be depressed or neurotic is passive. It has happened to all of us; we are its victims, are we have no control over it.

Be generous with your smile and try not to frown.And you will see my children; your smile will never let you down ☺

Hotel Conundrum: The continental breakfast. What is it that makes continents so shitty at providing an adequate breakfast?

So we waited. I felt useless. I felt like I was in the way. I wished I had some nervous habits so I could indulge in them.

As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms.""Eh?""Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit.

You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee.

Yes, he's an equal opportunity asshole," Szilard said. "And he's aware of it, which he thinks means it's okay.

You might want to lie down," Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.