He who sneezes without tissue takes matter into his own hands
He who sneezes without tissue takes matter into his own hands
When I m not in my right mind my left mind gets pretty crowded
War does not determine who is right War determines who is left
People will believe most anything that is whispered to anothe
When your mum is mad at your dad don t let her brush your hai
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes
No one is funnier than people who take themselves too seriously
If an object is lying 5 feet away it s likely to become useless
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
Most people wish to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity
Anything is possible if you don t know what you re talking about
In some cases non-violence requires more militancy than violence
Summer must be over My neighbour just returned my lawn furniture
I don t like spreading rumors but what else can you do with them?
If you think there is good in everybody you haven t met everybody