Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.

If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.

If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.

Im a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you

I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition.

Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does..

I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people..

Life is too short, smile while you still have teeth..

Your eye is the only part you can not wash with soap.

Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.

My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.

Sometimes the only one who can appreciate you, is you.