You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.

You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain…

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirro

Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.

Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat

My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.

I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic..

While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.