Hi, Im Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.

That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

Behave, What you do today will be on Facebook tomorrow.

Don`t you know it`s rude to talk while I`m interrupting?

If you are reading this, congrats you know how to read..

If life give you lemons, squirt your enemy’s eye..

Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?

The best way to look younger, hang out with older people.

If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice

For every girl without a guy, there`s a guy without a girl.

Harush says if you want to be together you have TO-GET-HER.