Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook talking never updates anything.

Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.

It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.

Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.

Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day.

Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.

The question I have not been able to answer is “What… does a woman want?”

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.

I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste

That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

I bet that in prison everyone’s FB relationship status is set to it’s complicated.

You and your rumors have two things in common, you’re both fake and you both get around.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

I’m the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I’ll try to annoy you.