I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.

If couples who are in love are called LOVE BIRDS, then couples who always argue should be called ANGRY BIRDS

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

Don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t cheat, don’t sell drugs. The government hates competition..

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

I am going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, i mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze.

Lovely days in my life : Childhood Days, School Days & collage Days, Horrible days in my life : ONLY EXAM DAYS

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

I have a Date tonight, Woot Woot! (of course its with the couch, pillow and TV Remote, but its still a date. Right?)

I wish I could google “things to eat in my fridge” so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.

Do you have the time? ………………… O No, the time to write down my number?

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.