I`m not single. I`m in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.
I`m not single. I`m in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…
I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT..
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to write on a wall.
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..
I don’t have issues, I have demonds and they are the ones with issues
If you like me press like. If you hate me, go away. If you love me comment.
I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.
Well, We have a poke button, now we need a punch and pinch and kick button..
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
There are alot of fish in the sea, but I think there’s a hole in my net
I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing..
The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.