Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment!
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I used to be pro-life until i met you.
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Life is too short to date a douchebag.
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If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
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Welcome to nobody cares. Population: Me
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It is called Facebook, not ProblemBook.
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Music is my drug, YouTube is my dealer.
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CLASS = Come Late And Start Socializing.
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Single,Taken,?Waiting for Justin Bieber.
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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
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The cat is above all things, a dramatist.
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I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
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I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
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Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
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I didn’t fall, I attacked the floor.
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