A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up?
I read about the evils of drinking so I gave up reading.
A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.
Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
Dear Sluts: Please Control Your “Whoremoans”
I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.
Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
When life gives you lemons, add vodka, and throw a party.
My room was clean until I have to find something to wear.
2012: Come at me bro! 1800: Advance towards me brotheren.
You should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.