Sometimes I feel like Taylor swift reads my diary.
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Sometimes I feel like Taylor swift reads my diary.
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Bikinis should have an age limit and a weight limit.
Don’t follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
My middle finger gets a Boner when I think about you.
Distance sucks. The kitchen is so far from the couch.