The world revolves around the sun, NOT you.

Excuse the rumors, let me introduce myself.

A relationship is not a test, so why cheat?

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

Who needs school when you’ve got Google?

Beauty is in the eye of the creditcard holder.

You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

Lazy rule; Cant reach it. Don’t need it.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys.