If Taylor Swift & Bruno Mars went out & broke up, there would be some great relationship songs made.

If a guy tells you that you drive him crazy, you are either doing something really right, or terribly wrong.

Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.

When life puts you in tough situations don’t say “WHY ME?”, just say “TRY ME”.

“There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.”

At the start of every relationship many girls treat their boys as a GOD but later the alphabets are reversed.

I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that’s not my problem.

I cheated on my fears, broke up with my doubts, got engaged to my faith and now I’m marrying my dreams.

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.

I know God wouldn’t give me anything I can’t handle, I just wish he didn’t trust me so much.

I’m making some changes in my life right now. If you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.

When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you’ve done recently.

I couldn’t help but notice that awesome ends with ‘me’ and ugly starts with ‘u’.

The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick is because her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.