Bf: jaan socha call kar loon tum mujhe miss kar rhi hogi
Gfrnd: kminey abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke hate ho
Bfrnd: iski maa ka fer tera no Lag gya

Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai,
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain,
Propose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya,
Tab Jaake Jana Ke woh Behri Hai.

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum

Zid pe aa jaye kisi baat py bacha jesy
Dil tere baad kuch is tarah sanbhaala hum ne

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne
Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi
Phoolo ka raja Baharo ka shahzada
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
Dil todh kar chala gaya KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

DiL karta hai k Lipat jaon ROOH ban kar Tere Jisam se
K jab Tum se Juda hon to Teri JAAN hi Nikal jaye

sun rahe hai na tu
Dusri dhund raha hun mai
searching hee

Aaj Usne Ek Baat Keh Ke Mujhe Rula Diya
Jab Dard Bardaasht Nahi Kar Sakte To Mohabbat Kyo Ki

Mery Shikwo pe us ne hans Kar kaha
Kis ne ki thi wafa jo hum karte.....😫😫😫😫

Chhoria likh to aise deti h jese gaar ka sara kam vohi krti...kam to kuch nhi krti phone leke bethti or logo ko dikhNe ki lia status pr likh deti busy..

Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha meri sadhi kiske sath hogi
Bandriya ki maa ne kha
agar ye sms padne wala muskra de to Samjo baat pakki

Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful
Jab tum aayine se door jate ho
To aayina kehta hai April Fool

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab b busy rahe mera cell to
Samajh lena aapki hone wali Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hai

Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi
tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi
ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa jay ye kam baat hogi

Aisa dostana hamara Main kashti tu kinara
Main dhanush tu teer Main matar tu paneer
Main varsha tu badal Main rajma tu chawal
Main hot tu cool Main april tu fool