Time is what keeps things from happening all at once

I changed my iPod s name to Titanic It s syncing now

Therapy is expensive bubble wrap is cheap you choose

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once

Great minds think alike but dirty minds work togethe

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes

When I finally got my head together my body fell apart

I m not totally useless I can be used as a bad example

Don t be afraid to fall It s necessary to learn to fly

I may have my faults; but being wrong isn t one of them

Have you ever wondered why you can t taste your tongue?

Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy

Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy

Maybe if you Shift some keys you can get some Ctrl back

A person is lazy if he gets excited about cancelled plans