My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice
My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice
Help stamp out delete and eradicate superfluous redundancy
No sense being pessimistic it probably wouldn t work anyway
Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way back myself
A smile is like a tight underwear it makes your cheeks go up
If a person is born deaf then what language do they think in?
Sarcasm: The ability to offend idiots without the realizing it
Some people simply should have a backspace key for their mouths
Cocaine is god s way of telling you that you make too much money
Hypocrite - A man who sets good examples when he has an audience
Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good firm push
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what s inside
A bargain is something you don t need at a price you can t resist
Joke - A form of humour enjoyed by some and misunderstood by most
It s not considered lying if you do so when complimenting a woman