Life is like a box of chocolates It s full of nuts

May your life be like toilet paper Long and useful

Life is a math class: solve one problem get anothe

The trouble with life is there s no background music

Forecasting is difficult especially about the future

Forecasting is difficult especially about the future

Life is full of disappointments and I m full of life

The fear of death keeps us from living not from dying

Life is full of surprises but never when you need one

Don t take life too seriously you won t get out alive

Left to themselves things tend to go from bad to worse

Old age isn t so bad when you consider the alternative

The problem with reality is a lack of background music

When life gives you bullshit package it and sell manure

Kindness is the oil that takes the friction out of life