Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools

I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know when you ll find a nut

I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan whimper and complain

Happiness is just an illusion caused by the temporary absence of reality

Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for your old age

One day your life will flash in front of your eyes Make it worth watching

You re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them

Sometimes I like people; other times they don t agree with what I m saying

The world is too crowded for cloning What we need is technology for fusing

It s not the pace of life that concerns me it s the sudden stop at the end

All my life I wanted to be someone I guess I should have been more specific

Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones

The best way to succeed in life is to start from scratch and keep scratching