My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there

It isn t the mountains ahead that wear you out it s the grain of sand in your shoe

Sometimes the things one says sarcastically are what one really is feeling deep down

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon but that we wait so long to begin it

The hardest thing in life is to do nothing - cause you never know when your finished

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who get binary and those who don t

You better think about the future for it s where you will spend the rest of your life

The school of experience would be more pleasant if there were a vacation once in a while

Life is like toilet paper Either you re on a roll or you re taking shit from some asshole

By the time you re eighty years old you ve learned everything You only have to remember it

Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer then you find there is nothing in it

A child s greatest period of growth is the month after you ve purchased new school uniforms

When I release the guilt of the past and the worries of the future I am joyful in the present

The weaker sex is the stronger because of the weakness of the stronger sex for the weaker sex

Ecstasy is a feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before