Reincarnation is making a comeback

True friends stab you in the front

Every calendar s days are numbered

If the enemy is in range so are you

Gravity isn t easy but it s the law

Fitness is fighting a losing battle

Anger is one letter short of dange

Candle-makers only work on wickends

Procrastination is a for-later word

I don t eat snails I prefer FAST food

There s no such thing as nonexistence

Either be a king or you will be a pawn

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

I believe that dust protects furniture

Why is that a nose runs and feet smell?