Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool

Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world

A joke never gains an enemy but often loses a friend

Some people will believe anything if it is whispered

Ability is a good thing but stability is even bette

If two people invest in a boat is it a partner-ship?

Is it the extremist or the media that blow things up?

I was a man trapped in a woman s body Then I was born

On the other hand you ll have probably have 5 fingers

If smoking is so bad why do we cure dead meat with it

Undertakers are the last people who will let you down

We must become the change we want to see in the world

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved

Always suspect you re wrong Either way you ll be right