Many people quit looking for work when they find a jo

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have time

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucke

Trust is like virginity You lose it once and that s it

Worry is the darkroom in which negatives are developed

Being king is not much fun if no one knows you are one

If a book about failures doesn t sell is it a success?

If a pet dog puts on weight it means the owner is lazy

Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion

People have one thing in common: they are all different

If you hold in a burp does it eventually become a fart?

If astronauts are so smart why do they count backwards?

When nothing goes right roll up and pass it to the left

Cursor: Someone who is having problems with his compute

A gentleman makes commitments and a loser makes promises