A thousand words are worth a picture and they load faster too
A thousand words are worth a picture and they load faster too
A bachelor is a man who can never make the same mistake twice
If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?
I used to have a fear of hurdles but I eventually got over it
I m reading a book about anti-gravity I just can t put it down
I am not going to sit here and stand for those kind of insults
Complaints defy physics: the more you have the less they weigh
If your feet smell and your nose runs you re built upside down
Never explain Friends don t need it enemies wouldn t believe it
The best thing about the present tense is that it lasts foreve
Knowledge is power and power corrupts So study hard and be evil
Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you
What did people go back to before drawing boards were invented?
A telephone pole never hits an automobile except in self-defense
Without a happy frame of mind you can t be the picture of health