Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why it is called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

You were young and foolish once Now you re no longer young

Undertakers are nice - they re the last to let people down

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it Fed UP?

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train

Bad singers break into song because they can t find the key

If I don t pay alimony this month can my wife repossess me?

Live within your income even if you have to borrow to do so

Practice makes perfect but nobody s perfect so why practice?

If practice makes perfect and nobody s perfect why practice?

Why it s raining cats and dogs? It should rather be reindee

Never run after buses or women: you ll always get left behind

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the better defense