Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Miser is a person who lives poor so that he can die rich

The best way to avoid a car accident is to travel by bus

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Don t just learn the tricks of the trade Learn the trade

No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck

How do they get the Keep off the Grass sign on the grass?

Say what you mean mean what you say but don t say it mean

If a thing is worth doing it would have been done already

Promises are like babies: fun to make but hell to delive

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If you smuggle cars into the country are you trafficking?

A man who finds it painful to smile should not open a shop

Drugs may lead you nowhere but they provide a scenic route

It s tough to make predictions especially about the future