I m a miracle worker It s a miracle if I work

Many a checkered career ends in a striped suit

No one is unemployed who minds his own business

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out

In a Podiatrist s office: Time wounds all heels

I ve got to sit down and work out where I stand

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?

Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage

I am so so broke that I can t even pay attention

A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers

Old lawyers never die they just lose their appeal

Getting to work on time only makes the day longe

Choose heaven for the climate hell for the company

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life

After they make styrofoam what do they ship it in?