I m a miracle worker It s a miracle if I work
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Many a checkered career ends in a striped suit
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No one is unemployed who minds his own business
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Proofread carefully to see if you any words out
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In a Podiatrist s office: Time wounds all heels
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I ve got to sit down and work out where I stand
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Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
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Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage
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I am so so broke that I can t even pay attention
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A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers
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Old lawyers never die they just lose their appeal
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Getting to work on time only makes the day longe
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Choose heaven for the climate hell for the company
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life
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After they make styrofoam what do they ship it in?
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