The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important

Be thankful to problems If they were less difficult someone with less ability might have your jo

Ever noticed that even the busiest of people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are ?

I don t want any yes-men around me I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without

A bus station is where a bus stops A train station is where a train stops On my desk I have a work station

That`s my only goal Surround myself with funny people and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard

A weird thing about humans is we work till we re sick to get a fortune then pay a fortune to get well again

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can t find them

I thought my Boss was an idiot and quit to work for myself My new Boss is an idiot too but at least I respect him

Asking the boss for a rise may not be patriotic but it will help the government with the extra tax if it comes off

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it

Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves some turn up their noses and some don t turn up at all