Some people are like blisters They don t show up until the work is done

The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them

I ve been working for this company ever since they threatened to fire me

I always arrive late at the office but I make up for it by leaving early

My job is such a closely guarded secret even I don t know what I m doing

Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells it maybe a loyalty test

By doing just a little every day I can gradually let the task overwhelm me

I don t mind coming to work but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch

I totally take back all those times I didn t want to nap when I was younge

A lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job Depression is when you lose yours

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Some fellows dream of worthy achievements while others stay awake and do them

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss put in an honest day s work

Why is that Boss is always early when you are late and late when you are early