It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

As long as my boss pretends that I m earning much I m pretending that I work hard

Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears

All I want is less to do more time to do it and higher pay for not getting it done

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory You couldn t park anywhere near the place

Everyone brings joy to this office Some when they enter and others when they leave

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties

A man should never resign himself to fate because the resignation might be accepted

No matter how busy I am I m never too busy to stop and complain about how busy I am

It might look like I m doing nothing but at the cellular level I m really quite busy

Business is a lot like a game of tennis - those who serve well usually end up winning

Holidays make you feel good enough to return to work And so poor that you re forced to

We will continue having meetings everyday until I find out why no work is getting done

If you have a difficult task give it to a lazy person he ll find an easier way to do it