Tell me what you need and I ll tell you how to get along without it

Most people like hard work Particularly when they are paying for it

For a real quick energy boost nothing beats having the boss walk in

Most people like hard work Particularly when they are paying for it

I love deadlines I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by

You may not get what you pay for but you always pay for what you get

Don t be irreplaceable if you can t be replaced you can t be promoted

To make a long story short there s nothing like having a boss walk in

Worry kills more people than work because more people worry than work

There is no fatigue so wearisome as that which comes from lack of work

Workaholics need the overtime to cover the cost of marriage counseling

A man is closest to perfection when filling out a job application form

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody s there to appreciate it

Some people are like blisters they don t show up until the work is done

The man who says he s boss at home is lying single or just plain stupid