Principal Madam Ka Bulawa AayaUnhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya

Arz Kiya Hai: Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein; Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein; Koi Hai Kya Mast Item Aapke Dhyaan Mein

Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane

Na Jaane Woh Humse Kya Chupaati Thi; Kuch Tha Uske Honthon Par Na Jane Kyu Sharmaati Thi; Jab Humne Muh Khulwake Dekha To Pata Chala; Wo To Tambakoo Khaati Thi

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad; Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad; Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad; Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad

Is duniya me sab kuch BIKTA hai
Fir judaai hi kyon RISHWAT nahi leti....
MARTA nahi koi kisi se JUDA ho kar
Bas YAADEN hain jo JEENE nahi deti.

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo

Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno.

Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…

Dabbay Main Dabba Dabay Main Khargosh,Uncle Nay Aankh Mari Aunty Bay-Hosh…:D

Ishq Mohabbat To Hazaaro Karte Hain; Gum Aur Judaai Se Sabhi Darte Hain; Hum To Na Ishq Karte Hain Na Mohabbat Bas; Dost Ki Ek Smile Ke Liye SMS Karte Hain

Dil Bana To Deewane BaneSharab Bani To Mekhane BaneKuch To Baat Hai Ap Mein BhiYoonhi To Nahi PAGAL Khane Bane

Unhone Ne Dekha Humein Tirchi Nazar Se To Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye; Jab Pata Chala Ki Unke Nain He Tirche Hai To Hum Behosh Ho Gaye

Ek Chor Chori Karne Ek Ghar Mein Ghusa,Malik: Kaun Hai?Chor: Miyaaun.Malik: Kaun Hai?Chor: Miyaaun.Malik: Kaun Hai?Chor: Sale Billi Hai Billi.