Shadi Karni Chahi Par Kismat Na KhuliTaj Mahal Banana Chaha Par Mumtaz Na MiliEk Din Kismat Khuli Shadi HueAb Taj Mahal Banana Chata HuPar Yeh Mumtaj Hai Ke Marti Hi Nahi

Aye Khoobsurat Haseena Tu Sirf Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai; Aye Khoobsurat Haseena Tu Sirf Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai; Aur Jispe Hum Line Maarte Hain Vo Tu Nahi Teri Saheli Hai

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya
Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Yaadon ki keemat woh kya jaane,
jo khud hi yaadon ko mita diya karte hain..
Yadoon ki keemat toh unse puchho..
jo yaadon ke sahaare zindagi bita diya karte hain ...!

Aaj Yaroo Phir Ham Se Ho Gaey Ek BhoolTohfe Mein De Diya Os Ko Ghobi Ka Phool

A couple had a fight whole night.Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.

Wo Aaye Meri Kabar Pe Diya Bujha Ke Chal Diye; Jo Bachaa Khucha Tel Tha Sir Mein Laga Ke Chal Diye

Moor Ker Na Dekh Mujhe Yoon Hanstay Hanstay Mere Dost Hain Barre Kharab Keh Dengay Bhabhi Namaste

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar dunga Woh na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga

Wo chham chham kar ke aayiwo chham chham kar ke chali gayimain sindoor le kar khada thawo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Arz Farmaiya Hai: Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta Ghalib; Wah Wah Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta Ghalib; Kabz Mein Bhi Nahi Chalta

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki DukanTumne Ne Dekhi Paro Ki MuskanJab Tumne Ne Khilaya Paro Ko PaanKhake Paan Paro Boli”Shukriya Bhai Jaan

Naughty Funny ShayariUnhein Nahi Thi Mere Pyaar Ki Khabar,Unhein Nahi Thi Mere Pyaar Ki Khabar,Shayari Galat Ho Gayi RUBBER Do RUBBER…