A free lunch is only found in mousetraps
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Good Morning is a contradiction in terms
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
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Why isn t there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Chocolate helps everything except obesity
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What garlic is to food insanity is to art
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Chemically speaking alcohol is a solution
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Practice safe eating-always use condiments
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There is always free cheese in a mousetrap
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Beer: It s not just for breakfast any more
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Practice safe eating always use condiments
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The Christmas spirit is not what you drink
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I say no to alcohol it just doesn t listen
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Avoid fruits and nuts-you are what you eat
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Soft drink laws always fizzle and fall flat
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