One tequila two tequila three tequila floo

Alcohol preserves everything except secrets

The whole world is about three drinks behind

Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time

Don t diet download a virus to remove the FAT

A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge

A drunk man s words are a sober man s thoughts

Even Chemistry says that Alcohol is a solution

Do not smoke and spoil the botany of your body

Breakfast com halted cereal port not responding

Be nice to smokers They don t have long to live

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerato

No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes

24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence?

One whos eats many prunes gets good run for money