If you ate pasta and antipasta would you still be hungry?
If you ate pasta and antipasta would you still be hungry?
I never spit in your drink -- Why do you smoke in my air?
I bought some powdered water but I didn t know what to add
Flopcorn: The unpopped kernels at the bottom of the cooke
Your mind is on vacation but your mouth is workin overtime
The best beer in the world is the open bottle in your hand
Alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life s problems
The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them
Even a fish can escape being caught if it keeps its mouth shut
Vodka doesn t solve any of LIFE s problem but neither does milk
Alcohol: The anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life
Never drink tea or coffee at office hours it will keep you awake
Oh My God I stood on a cornflakes so I guess I m a cereaI kille
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time
A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight