If you ate pasta and antipasta would you still be hungry?

I never spit in your drink -- Why do you smoke in my air?

I bought some powdered water but I didn t know what to add

Flopcorn: The unpopped kernels at the bottom of the cooke

Your mind is on vacation but your mouth is workin overtime

The best beer in the world is the open bottle in your hand

Alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life s problems

The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them

Even a fish can escape being caught if it keeps its mouth shut

Vodka doesn t solve any of LIFE s problem but neither does milk

Alcohol: The anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life

Never drink tea or coffee at office hours it will keep you awake

Oh My God I stood on a cornflakes so I guess I m a cereaI kille

I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight