Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life
Nutrients aren t that bad so long as they are covered in chocolate
I relish the fact that you ve Mustard the strength to Ketchup to me
Alcohol is the cause of problems to some; and the solution to others
Why do people order double cheeseburgers large fries and a diet Coke
A beautiful dress is useless unless it inspires someone to take it off
I m on a seafood diet Every time I see food I eat it - Richard Ledere
Ham and eggs A day`s work for a chicken a lifetime commitment for a pig
You know you re drunk when you feel sophisticated but can t pronounce it
I went to a general store They wouldn t let me buy anything specifically
Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad
If it weren t for alcohol how would you know as to when to call your exes
Bacon and Eggs: A day s work for a chicken a lifetime commitment for a pig
If you re not supposed to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?
The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread