The Grandmother was looking at a picture her six year old granddaughter had drawn of a fat cat She asked the granddaughter what kind it was She looked up and said that it was a cat that was going to have kittens See I ll show you Carefully she outlined in pencil four very small kittens inside the cat s body The grandmother then asked: Do you know how they got there? Looking at her seriously she said: Of course I know I drew them
Johnny s English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils So it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Johnny handed in a poor paper This is the worst essay I have ever had the misfortune of reading ranted the teacher It has too many mistakes I can t understand how one person would have made all these mistakes One person didn t replied Little Johnny defensively My father helped me
A social worker who had recently transferred from the big city to the mountains was touring her new territory She came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen Intrigued she knocked on the door Anybody home? A child s voice answered Yep Is your Father there? Pa? Nope he left before Ma came in Well is your Mother there? Nope Ma left just before I got here Are you never together as a family? Sure but not here This is the outhouse
The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said Son you know eating all those chocolates isn t good for you It will give you acne rot your teeth make you fat The boy replied My grandfather lived to be 107 years old The man asked Did your grandfather eat 6 chocolate bars at a time? The little boy answered No he minded his own damn business
The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said Son you know eating all those chocolates isn t good for you It will give you acne rot your teeth make you fat The boy replied My grandfather lived to be 107 years old The man asked Did your grandfather eat 6 chocolate bars at a time? The little boy answered No he minded his own damn business
Timmy and Tina were sitting down to eat their supper with the baby sitter when 6 year old Timmy saw the baby sitter sit down in his father s seat You can t sit in my father s seat Timmy exclaimed Your father is not home the baby sitter replied matter-of-factly Since I m responsible for you while he s gone I can sit here Today I m the boss Tina the 4 year old quickly replied If you re the boss you have to sit over there in Mommy s chai
Two babies were lying in a blanket The 1st baby to the 2nd Are you a girl or a boy? 2nd Baby: I don t know 1st Baby: OK wait I shall go inside the blanket and check After sometime the 1st baby came out and said You re a girl and I am a boy 2nd Baby: How did you come to know? 1st Baby: It s because you re wearing pink socks and I m wearing blue Moral: You better change your thinking like the kids You see they re innocent unlike you
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father Dad you gave me some terrible financial advice I did? What did I tell you? said the dad You told me to put my money in that big bank and now that big bank is in trouble What are you talking about? That s one of the largest banks in the state he said There must be some mistake I don t think so she sniffed They just returned one of my checks with a note saying Insufficient Funds
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparent s house At bedtime the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers The youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs: I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE I PRAY FOR A NEWiPod I PRAY FOR A NEW Play Station His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn t deaf To which the little brother replied No but Grandma is
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day While fishing the old man starts talking about how times have changed The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around Teen says Grandpa they didn t have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they? Grandpa replies Nope Teen says Well what did you guys use for safe sex? Grandpa replies A wedding ring
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination and looked at the old pages as he turned them Suddenly something fell out of the Bible and he picked it up and looked at it closely It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages Momma look what I found the boy called out What have you got there dear? his mother asked With astonishment in the young boy s voice he answered: I think it s Adam s suit
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination and looked at the old pages as he turned them Suddenly something fell out of the Bible and he picked it up and looked at it closely It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages Momma look what I found the boy called out What have you got there dear? his mother asked With astonishment in the young boy s voice he answered: I think it s Adam s suit
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents At bedtime the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs I pray for a new bicycle I pray for a new Nintendo I pray for a new VCR His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf To which the little brother replied No but the grandma is
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor s office He inquisitively asked the lady Why is your stomach so big? She replied I m having a baby With big eyes he asked Is the baby in your stomach? She answered He sure is Then the little boy with a puzzled look asked Is it a good baby? She said Oh yes It s a real good baby With an even more surprised and shocked look he asked Then why did you eat him?
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day picked out a Box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter The man at the counter asked the older boy Son how old are you? Eight the boy replied The man continued Do you know what these are used for? The boy replied Not exactly but they aren t for me They re for him He s my brother He s four We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able To swim and ride a bike Right now he can t do eithe
