In an interview :- Interviewer: How does an electric motor run
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup
In an interview :- Interviewer: How does an electric motor run
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup
Honton ko chhuwa usne ehsas ab tk Hai
Ankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tak Hai
Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nahi gai
Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka suwad ab tak Hai
Ek pathan 2sre pathan se
Yar suna he 2016 tk duniya khatm hojye gi
2sra pathan:
Aisa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2018 tk ki guarnty hai
Srdar got new job
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy asked what he did
Sardar replied: Keybord pe ABC aage piche lagi hui thi wo set ki ae.
Bihari Babu- Aare o doctor
kaise nasbandi kiye ho hamari
Biwi firse maa banne wali hai
Dr.- Burbaak hum nasbandi tohar kiye hai
Poore bihar ki nahi
Aaj anmol vachan
Sukh aadmi ko utna milega
Jitna usne punya kiya hoga.
Lekin
Shanti aadmi ko utni hi milegi
Jitni uski biwi ki marzi hogi
Sardar ne makhi ke legs tod kar kaha Ja udd ja
Lekin Makkhi nahi udi Sr ne kaha
Aab to saabit ho gaya ki agar makkhi ke legs tod di jaye
to makkhi sun nahi sakti
Machchr marne ka ek naya style
Pehle ek machchr pakdo
phir use jamin pr leta do aur use gudgudi karo
jaise hi woh hasne k liye mu khole sale k muh mai all out dal do
Ek Budha Budhiya ko Ghur raha tha
Budhiya Use Galiya dene lagi
Ek Ladka aya Bola- Kya hua
Budha- Kuch nahi Beta
Purana Calender hai hawa se FADFADA raha hai
Koi gam Nhi mgr DiL Udas hai
aapse koi Kaam Nhi Mgr 1Aas hai
Bahot h Apne Mgr aap khas hai
EmotionL mt hona Sb Bkwas hai
Ye to Free k SMS khtm Krne k Pryas hai
Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai
Books hai Notes hai Time hai
aur dimag to itna hai ke
jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakte hai
Bas ek hi bat ki kami hai
Mood
Salaa banta hi nahi
ना 3G चाहिए ना 4G बस वो चाहिए जो सुबह को बोले,
Sunooo g Uthiye na ..!
er kasz
न रहेगी छतरी ओर न रहेगी छाया
मिट जायेगा आतंकवाद जिस दिन Nandkishor को गुस्सा आया
हिंदी भी अजीब भाषा है घडी बिगड़ जाये तो कहते है बंद है
और लड़की बिगड़ जाये तो कहते है:- चालू है
आओ धावक की तरह बैठो योगी की तरह
और जाओ राजा की तरह, इसमें funny क्या है
ये स्लोगन एक toilet के दरवाजे पर लिखा हुआ था