Shayari Bazar

Dil ki kashti bikhar gayi hoti,Aur rooh ke zakhm bhar gaye hote.Zindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat haiVarna hum to kabke mar gaye hote.Yeh dosti meri nahi hamaari hai,Isliye toh saab rishton si pyaari hai.Zaroori nahi doston ka roz milna,Tabhi toh sms,phone calls,mails ka silsila jaari hai!For all d Love u share, For all d ways u care,For all d times u r there.U r special and beyond compare.I just wanna say TAKE CARE..Pyar se pyari hai teri dosti.Jaan hamari hai teri dosti.Miss call ka syrap or sms ki tablet dete rahena.Kyu ki ek khubsurat bimari hai teri dosti.1 barsat ki raat-ek bhigi ladki,-bhiga badan,-bhigi zulfe,-bhige hoth,-Hum dono ki nazare mili,-use dekhke aisa laga ki.....Kal use 100 % sardi hogi!AGAR AAP MUJHE ‘SMS’ NAHI KAROGE TOH,BHAGWAN AAPKO,MULAYAM KI AKAL,LALOO KI SHAKAL,JAYA KI JAWANI,UMA KI WANI,KALAAM JAISE BAALAURATAL KI CHAAL DEGA..Tufani BarishAadhi raatRamlal Pizza Hut pe pizza lene ayaWaiter: Aap married hain?Ramlal: Saale, aisi tufani barish mainkaunsi maa bete ko pizza lene bhejegi?Ek pal me bhula diya hamko,Ek pal me juda ho gaye,Abhi to mere saath the,Abhi na jane kahan kho gaye,......Kahi soh to nahi gaye?