Laxman Top-up Card Lene Gaya Hai, Aur Haan Maine Vibhishan Ko Facebook Pe Add Kar Liya Hai. Lanka Mein Kya Ho Raha Hai, Wo Sab Status Update Kar Deta Hai,Chal Baad Mein Chat Karenge, Bye!Love You. Ram

Julfo me foolo ko saja ke aayi hai,
Chehare se dupatta utha ke aayi hai,
Kisi ne puchha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho,
Mane kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi hai…

Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat ChaliJaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko DekhaMeri Baayi Aankh Chal GayeeSasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni KoTabse Main Kunwara Tha

Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,
Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai ham,
Kaise kahain k kaisey hain ham,
Bas itna samaj lena k tum bin bohat akele hai ham…

Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,Wah Wah.Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai.

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,
Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

Jab chla chor k batlane ki zehmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala…

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey

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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

Saja kar apni hi aankh hazaar chehron pe
kiya hai maine sada aitbaar chehron pe
main teri bazm me kis – kis se dushmani leta
likha tha naam tera be-shumaar chehron pe…

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai…Dil Mein “Naa” Hain…Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai…Dil Mein “Naa” Hain …Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: “Mere Paas Maa Hai …”

Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai… :)

Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…