Shayari Bazar

A man gets on a plane with his dog You can t bring a dog on this plane says the stewardess But this dog is special says the passenger he s a sniffer dog Prove it says the stewardess The man clicks his fingers and the dog runs off down the plane After a minute the dog reappears jumps on his lap and licks his left cheek What s that mean? says the stewardess It means there s drugs on board says the man What else can he do? The man clicks his fingers the dog runs off again He reappears jumps up and licks his right cheek What s that mean? says the stewardess It means there s a gun aboard says the man Oh dear says the stewardess That s a bit more serious Can he do anything else? The man sends the dog off again This time he comes racing back jumps up onto his seat and craps all over the place What ever does that mean? says the stewardess The man nervously replies Sniffer just found a bom