When he reached the pearly gates and knocked St Peter asked Who is it? Clinton said It`s me Bill Clinton Peter asked Have you done anything wrong that I should know about? Clinton said I smoked pot once but you can`t hold it against me because I did not inhale I was unfaithful to my wife but you cannot hold it against me because I didn`t have sex I lied but you can`t hold it against me because I didn`t commit perjury Peter said Well we are going to send you to a place but we`re not going to call it Hell You are going to stay there for a while but we are not going to call it eternity

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